DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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