i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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