You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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