Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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