12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he was CRYING into my vagina
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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