do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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