It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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