Fuck appropriateness.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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