I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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