Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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