Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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