youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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