Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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