Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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