i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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