It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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