my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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