You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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