Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I need water and some morals
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
