Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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