It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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