I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
