I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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