How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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