you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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