where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Sorry my hands just texted you
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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