similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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