im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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