My cat gives me a boner
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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