Her vagina should come with caution tape.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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