I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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