she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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