I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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