I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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