in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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