fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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