The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.