8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
are you so shy because you have an std?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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