i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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