how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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