you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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