somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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