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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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