Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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