So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
In other news, I just burned my penis
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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