I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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