Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize