she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
wow bdsm is so cute
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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