grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The air taste purple.
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