Do you still have your period?
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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