I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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