What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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