he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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