I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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