i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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